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The Burrito Supreme is a standard Taco Bell burrito, filled with meat, beans, Red Sauce, lettuce, cheddar cheese, sour cream, onions and tomatoes. It is the most commonly-ordered burrito from the restaurant.

This gave me epic diarrhea. I am currently typing this from the toilet, with fecal matter pouring out of my butthole. I'm not even pushing or anything; it's just flowing out. It's like somebody switched my colon out with a super soaker and filled that soaker with liquid poop. I'm afraid this might be the end of my time on this earth, and it's all because of this burrito. If anyone is reading this, please tell my family that I died of something other than explosive diarrhea, and for the love of all that is good and pure in this world, do not order a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell. I am not joking. I am not writing this to be funny. I am serious. This is awful. I would not wish this upon my worst enemy. Please. Save yourself while you still can.

Variants Edit

Taco Bell used to advertise the Big Beef (or Chicken or Steak) Burrito Supreme, which is the same as the above burrito but with double the meat. Today, it is just considered a Burrito Supreme with extra meat, also sometimes called a Double Burrito Supreme.

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